Funny SMS - Holiday

A holiday is a day when,

a man stops doing what his boss wants

and starts doing what his wife wants.

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Funny Hindi SMS - Su Su

Ek Kutta Raste pe su su karke gaya ...

Fir ek Aadmi uas su su pe khada hai...

To uas Aadmi ko aap kya kahoge ?

Sochiye , Sochiye ....

Sochiye , Sochiye ....

Aare Su-par-men !

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Funny friendship message - FAT

Please GOD

make me thin

or

make my friends fat !

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Funny SMS - Save

Delhi says SAVE PETROL

Mumbai says SAVE WATER

Kashmir says SAVE PEACE

Andhra says SAVE TELANGANA

But Gujarat says SAVE GATHIYA (sev gathiya)

SAVE MAMRA

SAVE PURI

SAVE PAPAD

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Funny Friendship SMS - Cold Kiss

Do bar Lips pe

Do bar Gal pe

Ek bar Mathe pe

Do bar Aankho pe

... cold cream lagana mat bhulana !

winter aa gaya hai...

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Funny friend message in Hindi - Your well wisher

Aap...

Ha, Aap...

Aavara Kutte ,

Gatar ke Suvar,

Nali ke Kide,

Gali ke Gobar,

Maleria ke Machhar,

... se dur rehna !

Warna bimar pad jaoge !

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