tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87798756583136680902011-12-25T14:17:05.959-08:00Funny Quotes,funny sms ,funny shayari ,hindi funny sms,hindi funny shayrirajeshnoreply@blogger.comBlogger661100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-28832099335828044032010-12-29T23:02:00.000-08:002010-12-29T23:02:39.943-08:00<div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Daru pine se, Daru pine se..</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Jindgi ke problem, solve nahi hote ...</b></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br /></div><div style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>Magar Juice pine se , kanha hote hai ! </b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-2883209933582804403?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-50036627438086009682010-12-26T23:26:00.000-08:002010-12-26T23:26:46.068-08:00If you want to remove your wrinkles, pimples, face marks and dark spots<br /><br />Try PHOTOSHOP<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5003662743808600968?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-53174971134088087442010-10-29T02:09:00.000-07:002010-10-29T02:09:19.712-07:00<span style="font-size: large;">Ye duniya, yeh mehefil kuchh kam ki nahi,</span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Aap log time pass kar rahe ho,</span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Kuchh kam hai ki nahi ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5317497113408808744?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-78316154870488236532010-09-22T07:42:00.000-07:002010-09-22T07:42:03.185-07:00Mallika ko MIXer pe kaam karte dekh kar noker bola<br /><br />Madamji Juice bana rahe ho kya?<br /><br />Mallika :nahi re !<br /><br />apne kapade DOH rahi hu !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-7831615487048823653?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-86482154166816181192010-07-22T05:22:00.000-07:002010-07-22T05:22:40.612-07:00Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno<br /><br />Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno<br /><br />Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-8648215416681618119?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-1461386102506363102010-07-10T09:01:00.000-07:002010-07-10T09:01:56.742-07:00Thos who know me, know me wel..!! <br /><br />WAH WAH..! . Thos who know me, know me wel..!! . . <br /><br />Those who dont know me <br /><br />Go 2 Helll!!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-146138610250636310?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-85742156999785942182010-07-10T08:54:00.000-07:002010-07-10T08:54:06.681-07:00Aapki Tasvir Banate Hu To Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai<br /><br />Aapki Tasvir Banate Hu To Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai<br /><br /><br />Kabhi SEENG Reh Jate Hai To Kabhi POONCH Reh Jaati Hai<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-8574215699978594218?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-46490553961927006062010-04-24T00:54:00.001-07:002010-04-24T00:54:37.583-07:00Girl: Touch your Heart,<br />You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.<br />Boy: Touch your Head,<br />You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin..Tin<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-4649055396192700606?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-52805882090211365322010-04-24T00:51:00.000-07:002010-07-10T08:56:21.348-07:00The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars?<br />So, if u don't mind?? <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Can I ??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5280588209021136532?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-46503822328026498772010-04-24T00:49:00.000-07:002010-04-24T00:49:36.841-07:00Student:-<br />A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it said,<br />?Head, I go to sleep.?<br />Tail, I watch a movie. <br />If it stands on the edge I?ll study...<br />-<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-4650382232802649877?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-92141809937587010032010-04-09T07:53:00.000-07:002010-04-09T07:53:49.672-07:00Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega<br /><br />Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega<br /><br />Meri maano to uss raste par mat chalo, varna sar dard milega.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-9214180993758701003?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-10833499347818513562010-03-03T00:46:00.000-08:002010-03-03T00:46:58.424-08:00If you want to be Collector<br /><br />&nbsp;then study IAS<br /><br />If u want to be Doctor<br /><br />&nbsp;then study MBBS<br /><br />If you want to be Lawyer<br /><br />&nbsp;then study LLB<br /><br />And if u want be a fool<br /><br />Study this <a href="http://funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com/">Funny SMS</a> blog !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-1083349934781851356?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-38134353817437477092010-03-03T00:38:00.000-08:002010-03-03T00:38:14.747-08:00College ki gali yo me<br /><br />Ajib khel hota hai<br /><br />Class me baithe baithe<br /><br />Dilo ka mel hota hai<br /><br />Notes ki jaga love letter<br /><br />Exchange hota hai . . . .<br /><br />Es liye aashiq<br /><br />Hamesha fail hota hai !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3813435381743747709?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-49594792326780163172010-02-26T04:36:00.000-08:002010-02-26T04:36:40.007-08:00<span property="dcterms:abstract"> Exams ke char din pahle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya</span><br /><br /><span property="dcterms:abstract"> Kuchh To Hua Hai Kuchh Ho Gaya Hai,&nbsp;</span><br /><br /><span property="dcterms:abstract">Exam ke din paper dekha to yaad aaya,&nbsp;</span><br /><br /><span property="dcterms:abstract">Sab Kuchh Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-4959479232678016317?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-62630246712708304992010-02-22T23:47:00.000-08:002010-02-22T23:48:20.617-08:00Once a baby monkey ask his mum....<br /><br />"mum why r v so ugly?"<br /><br />Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kyno ki jo yeh sms padh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hai " ( do not say like this because the person who is reading this SMS is more ugly than us" )<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6263024671270830499?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-69671929052062300572010-02-18T23:49:00.000-08:002010-02-18T23:49:29.704-08:00ब्रूसली की पसंद ना पसंद :<br /><br />फेवरिट सब्जी : मु-ली<br />फेवरिट नास्ता : इड-ली<br />फेवरिट त्यौहार : दीवा-ली<br />फेवरिट एक्ट्रेस : सोना-ली<br />फेवरिट म्यूजिक : कव्वा-ली<br />फेवरिट मूवी : कु-ली<br />फेवरिट जानवर : बिल्ली<br />फेवरिट दिमाग : आपका ?<br />क्यों ? . . . क्यों की खा-ली !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6967192905206230057?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-83798809527233048202010-02-18T23:19:00.000-08:002010-02-18T23:27:41.928-08:00एक गंजे के सर पे<br />दो बल थे . . .<br />एक कला था<br />एक सफ़ेद&nbsp;था<br />एक लम्बा था ,<br />एक छोटा था . . .<br />एक लहराता था<br />दूसरा भी लहराता था<br />दोनों एक दुसरे से शादी करना चाहते थे<br />मगर कर नहीं सकते थे<br />क्यूँ ?<br />क्यूँ की ईस देश में<br />बालविवाह मना है &nbsp; !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-8379880952723304820?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-53943192445894405002010-02-14T02:08:00.000-08:002010-02-14T02:12:12.308-08:00Life of all men is like this only<br /><br />When unmarried - Spider man<br /><br />During marriage - Super man<br /><br />After marriage - Gentle man<br /><br />And if wife is beautiful - Watch man !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5394319244589440500?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-92191570763682560672010-02-14T02:04:00.000-08:002010-02-14T02:07:07.460-08:00Tharo messagedo jab jab aave hai,<br /><br />Mahro rom rom machal jave hai ,<br /><br />Ang ang me gudgudi hove hai . . .<br /><br />Ye thare message ko kusur ni hai !<br /><br />- ye to salo mobile hi vibrate hove hai !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-9219157076368256067?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-13648033060369934492010-02-14T01:51:00.000-08:002010-02-14T01:55:40.367-08:00How today's students think ?<br /><br />Kabhi sochate hai<br /><br />Aaj padhenge ....<br /><br />Kabhi sochate hai kal padhenge ....<br /><br />Jab exam aai sar pe to kahenge<br /><br />Aabhi kya tambura padhenge ?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-1364803306036993449?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-87033518244844750612010-02-14T01:39:00.000-08:002010-02-14T01:47:14.712-08:00College ki ladaki ek Fool hai,<br /><br />Use chahana ek Bhool hai,<br /><br />Jo uas me Mashagul hai,<br /><br />Samajo ATKT ke chance Full hai !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-8703351824484475061?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-70501197887162003262010-02-14T01:25:00.000-08:002010-02-14T01:28:47.860-08:00Kya jamana hai !<br /><br />Andhe ke haath me Durbin<br /><br />Gunge haath me Mic<br /><br />Takale ke haath me Shampoo<br /><br />Pagal ke haath me Bomb<br /><br />Aur aap ke haath me Mobile ! ...<br /><br />Kya jamana aya hai !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-7050119788716200326?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-44223345482410714882010-02-14T01:22:00.000-08:002010-02-14T01:24:51.569-08:00Love ke liye kuchh bhi karega<br /><br />Ghanto mobile pe baat karega<br /><br />To bill kaun, tera bap bharega ?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-4422334548241071488?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-2184166048637681892010-02-14T01:18:00.000-08:002010-02-14T01:22:12.079-08:00Kem 6o ?<br /><br />Maja Ma?<br /><br />Tabiyat OK ?<br /><br />Baaki Anand Ma ?<br /><br />Angutho nathi dukhato ne ?<br /><br />Aankh kan ok ?<br /><br />Mind OK ?<br /><br />To pa6i SMS karo ne ?<br /><br />Msg karata hath dukhe 6 ?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-218416604863768189?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-62679769745534384722010-02-09T00:44:00.001-08:002010-02-13T09:12:23.379-08:00Come on let us study !<br /><br />1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10<br />11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20<br /><br />Very Good !<br /><br />Very intelligent !<br /><br />Tomorrow we will learn ABCD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.blogadda.com/" title="Visit blogadda.com to discover Indian blogs"> <img src="http://www.blogadda.com/images/blogadda.png" alt="Visit blogadda.com to discover Indian blogs" width="80" border="0" height="15" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6267976974553438472?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-52511047284824528442010-02-05T21:20:00.000-08:002010-02-05T21:24:12.612-08:00Imran hasmi ne apni <a href="http://funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com/">Girlfriend</a> ko,<br /><br />Pahale "Ashik Banaya",<br /><br />Phir "Chocolate" me "Zahar" dal kar,<br /><br />"Murder" kar dala,<br /><br />Aur kaha "Kaliyug" me "Aksar",<br /><br />Aeisi hi "Jannat" milti hai !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5251104728482452844?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-35088359269077936512010-02-05T05:28:00.000-08:002010-02-05T05:52:16.295-08:00Ten things to know about you<br /><br />1) You are a special person with wonderful heart<br />2) ....<br />3) ....<br />4) ....<br />5) ....<br />6) ....<br />7) ....<br />8) ....<br />9) ....<br />10) ....<br /><br />Enough , remaining tomorrow ,<br /><br />one joke per day !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3508835926907793651?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-64352634176716811962010-02-02T23:06:00.000-08:002010-02-02T23:10:33.516-08:00Tamara dukh na samay ma hamesha tamari sathe kon chale chhe ?<br /><br />Tamara Dosto ? Na . . . .<br /><br />Tamara Saga vala ? Na . . . .<br /><br />Tamara Shubhechhako ? Na . . . .<br /><br />Tamara Jivansathi ? Na . . . .<br /><br />Tamari sathe hamesh chale chhe . . .<br /><br />Tamara juta !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6435263417671681196?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-36889896177672655232010-02-02T22:51:00.000-08:002010-02-02T22:54:40.506-08:00Manzil ki taraf badhate jao,<br /><br />Jo dil kahe vo karte jao,<br /><br />Pichhe valo se aage niklo,<br /><br />Aage valo se aur bhi aage badho,<br /><br />Josh se badho , Josh se badho,<br /><br />Tabhi tum achhe rikshawale ban paoge !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3688989617767265523?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-53825999933936732232010-02-02T22:36:00.000-08:002010-02-02T22:39:57.856-08:00Hum ne ek Murga pakda<br /><br />Tokari mein bandh kiya<br /><br />Vo niche se nikal gaya !<br /><br />Fir pakada fir bandh kiya,<br /><br />Fir niche se nikal gaya !<br /><br />Bahot gussa aaya,<br /><br />Murge ko pakda , kata,<br /><br />Pakaya , khaya .... magar<br /><br />Fir niche se nikal gaya !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5382599993393673223?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-3530787863833778972010-01-28T07:04:00.000-08:002010-01-28T07:06:40.831-08:00A holiday is a day when,<br /><br />a man stops doing what his boss wants<br /><br />and starts doing what his wife wants.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-353078786383377897?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-67432935890839856502010-01-26T04:54:00.000-08:002010-01-26T04:57:54.875-08:00Ek Kutta Raste pe su su karke gaya ...<br /><br />Fir ek Aadmi uas su su pe khada hai...<br /><br />To uas Aadmi ko aap kya kahoge ?<br /><br />Sochiye , Sochiye ....<br /><br />Sochiye , Sochiye ....<br /><br />Aare <span style="font-weight: bold;">Su-par-men</span> !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6743293589083985650?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-29787904461214899462010-01-24T22:25:00.000-08:002010-01-24T22:27:11.571-08:00Please GOD<br /><br />make me thin<br /><br />or<br /><br />make my friends fat !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-2978790446121489946?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-7325285010303727632010-01-24T21:59:00.000-08:002010-01-24T22:23:59.716-08:00Delhi says SAVE PETROL<br /><br />Mumbai says SAVE WATER<br /><br />Kashmir says SAVE PEACE<br /><br />Andhra says SAVE TELANGANA<br /><br />But Gujarat says SAVE GATHIYA (sev gathiya)<br /><br /> SAVE MAMRA<br /><br /> SAVE PURI<br /><br /> SAVE PAPAD<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-732528501030372763?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-67245983568632113242010-01-19T06:34:00.000-08:002010-01-19T06:38:21.393-08:00Do bar Lips pe<br /><br />Do bar Gal pe<br /><br />Ek bar Mathe pe<br /><br />Do bar Aankho pe<br /><br />... cold cream lagana mat bhulana !<br /><br />winter aa gaya hai...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6724598356863211324?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-39317935611269005972010-01-19T06:27:00.000-08:002010-01-19T06:32:57.763-08:00Aap...<br /><br />Ha, Aap...<br /><br />Aavara Kutte ,<br /><br />Gatar ke Suvar,<br /><br />Nali ke Kide,<br /><br />Gali ke Gobar,<br /><br />Maleria ke Machhar,<br /><br />... se dur rehna !<br /><br />Warna bimar pad jaoge !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3931793561126900597?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-55849040891516446432009-06-07T10:04:00.000-07:002009-06-07T10:06:02.384-07:00Cum like a horse,<br /><br /><br />sit like a thief,<br /><br /><br />and<br /><br /><br />go like a king.<br /><br /><br />THIS SLOGAN WAS WRITTEN ON A TOILET DOOR !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5584904089151644643?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-35498959961835086122009-04-28T05:49:00.001-07:002009-04-28T05:54:24.847-07:00Think positive, look at d world as 1 huge chocolate cake.<br /><br />It would not be complete without a few sweets and nuts.<br /><br />Sweets like me and Nuts like you!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3549895996183508612?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-59148675971034123632009-04-25T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-25T00:03:00.394-07:00Never kiss a polliceman's wife , she will say HANDS UP ,<br />Never kiss a nurse , she will say NEXT PLEASE ,<br />Always kiss a teacher beacause she will say REPEAT IT TO LEARN BETTER !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5914867597103412363?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-2941005497918971362009-04-24T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-24T00:03:00.159-07:00Puppy dog asked mother dog , "who is my father ? "<br />Mother dog said , "don't disturb , your father is reading this sms "<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-294100549791897136?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-34166240639861972202009-04-23T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-23T00:03:00.667-07:00God made man and then rested ,<br />God made women and then no one rested .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3416624063986197220?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-88729123979714139332009-04-22T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-22T00:03:00.877-07:00Strss : when the Wife is pregnanat .<br />Tension : when the Girlfriend is pregnant .<br />Panic : when both are pregnant .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-8872912397971413933?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-68742299283935527912009-04-21T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-21T00:03:00.878-07:00<p>Teacher : You know importance of periods ?</p><p>Kid : Ya, once my sister said she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away . </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6874229928393552791?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-91345262274661049802009-04-20T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-20T00:03:00.390-07:00<p>Keep the school clean ---- stay home !</p><p> </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-9134526227466104980?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-22916619223530481092009-04-19T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-21T05:26:18.638-07:00What would have happened without rubber tree ?<br />The world would have aids .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-2291661922353048109?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-30106423168124478762009-04-18T05:11:00.000-07:002009-04-18T05:20:52.642-07:00Why do men carry their wives' photographs in their wallets ?<br />....in tmies of trouble , look at the photos and belives , ' If we can handle THIS (wife) everything else is manageable !'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3010642316812447876?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-52261373312196068912009-04-18T04:16:00.000-07:002009-04-18T04:17:42.951-07:00A : u r Active<br />B : u r Best<br />C : u r Cute<br />D : u r my Dearest<br />E : u r Excellent<br />F : u r always First<br />G : u r Great<br />Sorry cant lie till Z...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5226137331219606891?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-11736322694929911052009-04-18T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-18T00:03:00.112-07:00<p>Teacher : Do you know the importance of periods ? </p><p>Student : Yes once my sister she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away . </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-1173632269492991105?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-60293562208399360452009-04-17T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-17T00:03:00.566-07:00Look in to the sky , you can measure his hight.<br />Look at the nature , you can see his wonders .<br />Look in to the mirror you can see his mistake .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6029356220839936045?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-473199678189233492009-04-16T08:41:00.000-07:002009-04-16T08:41:00.200-07:00Old people used to annoy me at weddings by<br />pinching my cheeks and saying "u r next"<br />they stopped that when I started doing the same to them<br />at funerals. So hws that ?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-47319967818923349?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-74596366614038544472009-04-16T04:09:00.001-07:002009-04-18T04:42:47.748-07:00What would have happened without rubber tree ?<br /><br />The world would have aids<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-7459636661403854447?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-27130030945829289672009-04-15T08:29:00.000-07:002009-04-15T08:29:00.523-07:00Smile is a language of love ,<br />smile is a source to win hearts ,<br />smile is a name of livelyhood n smile creates greatness in personality<br />so brush your teeth daily .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-2713003094582928967?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-72850774675785497572009-04-15T01:32:00.000-07:002009-04-15T01:35:13.212-07:00<p><strong><br /></strong></p><p><strong>Teacher:</strong> Tum school kyun aate ho?</p><p><br /></p><p><strong>Student:</strong> Vidhya ke liye sir!</p><p><br /></p><strong>Teacher:</strong> Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?<br /><br /><p><strong>Student: </strong>Aaj Vidhya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-7285077467578549757?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-19442977740875775822009-04-14T08:24:00.000-07:002009-04-14T08:24:00.179-07:00I can read my wife like a book , but I can't shut her so easily .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-1944297774087577582?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-11230212431452555022009-04-13T00:03:00.000-07:002009-04-13T01:29:40.769-07:00The husband who wants a happy marriage,<br />Should learn to keep his mouth shut <br />and his cheque book open .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-1123021243145255502?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-39112634407455743972009-04-12T12:17:00.000-07:002009-04-12T12:17:01.038-07:00Unlike others your brain is a master piece ,<br />it is divided into two parts , left and right .<br />In the left nothing is right &amp; inthe right nothing is left .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3911263440745574397?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-49469294979931353522009-04-11T22:52:00.000-07:002009-04-11T23:05:46.505-07:00My funny SMS collection for you.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 102, 102);font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >Funny SMS </span><br /><br />Man : "I want to find out if I have the grounds for a divorce."<br />Lawyer: "Are you married?"<br />Man: "Why , yes, if course."<br />Lawyer " "Then you have grounds"<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 51);font-size:130%;" ><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Funny sms Message</span> </span><br /><br />Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.<br />He probably lies about other things too.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 0, 0);font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >Women SMS </span><br />The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it 'everything' and the book is titled:"What women want!"<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 102, 204);font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >Funny marriage SMS </span><br />There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >Funny Husband wife SMS </span><br />Why did you hit your husband with chair?<br />"I couldn't lift the table"<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >Funny Friendship SMS message </span><br />Who is great? It's u<br />Who is smart? It's u<br />Who is sweetest? It's u<br />Who is jolly? It's u<br />Who is lying? Of course, it's me.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:courier new;font-size:130%;" >Funny SMS Message - Father </span><br />"You looked troubled" I told my friend , "what's your problem?"<br />He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful",I said.<br />"What's wonderful? my wife doesn't know about it."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-4946929497993135352?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-12831862566479962182009-04-11T04:55:00.000-07:002009-04-15T04:49:56.703-07:00What wil you call a sardarji living under water and breathing ?<br /><br />Ans : Jalandar singh gill .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-1283186256647996218?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-58550172414315082172009-04-11T01:51:00.000-07:002009-04-11T01:52:19.701-07:00Love is an illusion...<br /><br />Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....<br /><br />People with strong hearts believe in flirting!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-5855017241431508217?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-2768975718870268902009-04-11T01:48:00.000-07:002009-04-11T01:49:38.992-07:00Jab tum humse khafa ho jaoge,<br />jab tum humse ruth jaoge,<br />jab tum hume bhul jaoge,<br />............<br />........<br />......<br />....<br />..<br />Tab aisa JHAPAT padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-276897571887026890?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-91454189890317126962009-04-09T04:37:00.000-07:002009-04-10T03:00:56.243-07:00What's the difference between people who pray in the church<br />and those who pray in casino ?<br />Those in the casino are more serious .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-9145418989031712696?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-37832059569625706852009-04-08T04:32:00.000-07:002009-04-08T04:36:38.815-07:00<em>Marrige is arommance in which </em><br /><em>the hero dies inthe first chapter .</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3783205956962570685?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-30272668704359832502009-04-06T05:23:00.000-07:002009-04-06T05:24:17.362-07:00Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?<br />Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar ke faansi de do..!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-3027266870435983250?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-60976124803467439432009-04-05T08:51:00.001-07:002009-04-05T08:51:58.574-07:00Smile to Old people means 'Respect'.<br />Smile to Kids means 'Innocence'.<br />Smile to Lover means 'Love'.<br />Smiling in front of the mobile means 'Mental Problem'.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6097612480346743943?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-65740792850832361162009-04-05T02:07:00.000-07:002009-04-06T03:35:35.125-07:00khush to bahot honge aap<br />ki chalo hamara sms aa gaya,<br />par ham bhi bahot chalak hai,<br />padhane layak kuchh bhi nahi likha,<br />aur aapko April Fool bana diya....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-6574079285083236116?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8779875658313668090.post-47478659057013991082009-04-01T05:47:00.000-07:002009-04-01T05:54:45.558-07:00"Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions..."<br /> -- swami Vivekanand.<br />"But it helps you to forget the Questions ! "<br /> -- swami Vijay Malliya<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8779875658313668090-4747865905701399108?l=funnyquotes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>rajeshnoreply@blogger.com0