Funny SMS - king
>> Sunday, June 7, 2009
Cum like a horse,
sit like a thief,
and
go like a king.
THIS SLOGAN WAS WRITTEN ON A TOILET DOOR !
Funny friendship sms message
>> Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Think positive, look at d world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without a few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like me and Nuts like you!
Funny messages to send - kiss to ....
>> Saturday, April 25, 2009
Never kiss a polliceman's wife , she will say HANDS UP ,
Never kiss a nurse , she will say NEXT PLEASE ,
Always kiss a teacher beacause she will say REPEAT IT TO LEARN BETTER !
Funny quotes on men - every men is.....
>> Friday, April 24, 2009
Puppy dog asked mother dog , "who is my father ? "
Mother dog said , "don't disturb , your father is reading this sms "
Funny thoughts on Life - women ....
>> Thursday, April 23, 2009
God made man and then rested ,
God made women and then no one rested .
Funny mistake quotes - pregnant....
>> Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Strss : when the Wife is pregnanat .
Tension : when the Girlfriend is pregnant .
Panic : when both are pregnant .
funny quotes on exams - periods...
>> Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Teacher : You know importance of periods ?
Kid : Ya, once my sister said she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away .
Read more...Funny thought to ponder - aids...
>> Sunday, April 19, 2009
What would have happened without rubber tree ?
The world would have aids .
Funny quotes on women or wife - everthing else ....
>> Saturday, April 18, 2009
Why do men carry their wives' photographs in their wallets ?
....in tmies of trouble , look at the photos and belives , ' If we can handle THIS (wife) everything else is manageable !'
Funny sms to friend
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excellent
F : u r always First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z...
Funny dirty sms - periods...
Teacher : Do you know the importance of periods ?
Student : Yes once my sister she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away .
Read more...Funny sms for FRiends - reflect...
>> Friday, April 17, 2009
Look in to the sky , you can measure his hight.
Look at the nature , you can see his wonders .
Look in to the mirror you can see his mistake .
Funny time facts - u r next
>> Thursday, April 16, 2009
Old people used to annoy me at weddings by
pinching my cheeks and saying "u r next"
they stopped that when I started doing the same to them
at funerals. So hws that ?
Funny Quotes shirts - aids...
What would have happened without rubber tree ?
The world would have aids
Funny smiles faces - keep smiling
>> Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Smile is a language of love ,
smile is a source to win hearts ,
smile is a name of livelyhood n smile creates greatness in personality
so brush your teeth daily .
Kids SMS joke in Hindi
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?
Student: Vidhya ke liye sir!
Student: Aaj Vidhya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!!!
Read more...Funny quotes on women - wife
>> Tuesday, April 14, 2009
I can read my wife like a book , but I can't shut her so easily .
Read more...Funny quotes on marriage - husband
>> Monday, April 13, 2009
The husband who wants a happy marriage,
Should learn to keep his mouth shut
and his cheque book open .
Quote Funny -
>> Sunday, April 12, 2009
Unlike others your brain is a master piece ,
it is divided into two parts , left and right .
In the left nothing is right & inthe right nothing is left .
Funny SMS Collection
>> Saturday, April 11, 2009
My funny SMS collection for you.
Funny SMS
Man : "I want to find out if I have the grounds for a divorce."
Lawyer: "Are you married?"
Man: "Why , yes, if course."
Lawyer " "Then you have grounds"
Funny sms Message
Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
He probably lies about other things too.
Women SMS
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it 'everything' and the book is titled:"What women want!"
Funny marriage SMS
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman,before marriage and after marriage!
Funny Husband wife SMS
Why did you hit your husband with chair?
"I couldn't lift the table"
Funny Friendship SMS message
Who is great? It's u
Who is smart? It's u
Who is sweetest? It's u
Who is jolly? It's u
Who is lying? Of course, it's me.
Funny SMS Message - Father
"You looked troubled" I told my friend , "what's your problem?"
He replied,"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful",I said.
"What's wonderful? my wife doesn't know about it."
Funny sardar sms in English
What wil you call a sardarji living under water and breathing ?
Ans : Jalandar singh gill .
Funny SMS message -Flirting
Love is an illusion...
Its a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people....
People with strong hearts believe in flirting!!!
Funny friendship sms message in hindi
Jab tum humse khafa ho jaoge,
jab tum humse ruth jaoge,
jab tum hume bhul jaoge,
............
........
......
....
..
Tab aisa JHAPAT padega ki sab yaad aa jayega.
Funny sms - Casino
>> Thursday, April 9, 2009
What's the difference between people who pray in the church
and those who pray in casino ?
Those in the casino are more serious .
Funny sms
>> Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Marrige is arommance in which
the hero dies inthe first chapter .
Funny Sardar SMS jokes in hindi
>> Monday, April 6, 2009
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai?
Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar ke faansi de do..!
Funny SMS message - Smile
>> Sunday, April 5, 2009
Smile to Old people means 'Respect'.
Smile to Kids means 'Innocence'.
Smile to Lover means 'Love'.
Smiling in front of the mobile means 'Mental Problem'.
Funny April Fools SMS in Hindi
khush to bahot honge aap
ki chalo hamara sms aa gaya,
par ham bhi bahot chalak hai,
padhane layak kuchh bhi nahi likha,
aur aapko April Fool bana diya....
Funny sms - Hari Om
>> Wednesday, April 1, 2009
"Alcohol may not be the answer to all the questions..."
-- swami Vivekanand.
"But it helps you to forget the Questions ! "
-- swami Vijay Malliya
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