Funny SMS in Hindi - Daru
>> Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Daru pine se, Daru pine se..
Jindgi ke problem, solve nahi hote ...
Magar Juice pine se , kanha hote hai !
Funny SMS - Remove pimples
>> Sunday, December 26, 2010
If you want to remove your wrinkles, pimples, face marks and dark spots
Try PHOTOSHOP
Hindi funny shayari - ye duniya
>> Friday, October 29, 2010
Ye duniya, yeh mehefil kuchh kam ki nahi,
Aap log time pass kar rahe ho,
Kuchh kam hai ki nahi ?
Funny sms in hindi - Mallika......
>> Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Mallika ko MIXer pe kaam karte dekh kar noker bola
Madamji Juice bana rahe ho kya?
Mallika :nahi re !
apne kapade DOH rahi hu !
Funny sher o shayari - Ek sher
>> Thursday, July 22, 2010
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno
Funny SMS - know me well
>> Saturday, July 10, 2010
Thos who know me, know me wel..!!
WAH WAH..! . Thos who know me, know me wel..!! . .
Those who dont know me
Go 2 Helll!!!!!
Funny SMS in Hindi - Tasvir
Aapki Tasvir Banate Hu To Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai
Aapki Tasvir Banate Hu To Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai
Kabhi SEENG Reh Jate Hai To Kabhi POONCH Reh Jaati Hai
Funny Boy Girl SMS - Heartbeat
>> Saturday, April 24, 2010
Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin..Tin
Funny Friendship SMS - Million dollars
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars?
So, if u don't mind??
Can I ??
Student SMS - Exams
Student:-
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it said,
?Head, I go to sleep.?
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I?ll study...
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Funny SMS in Hindi - Mohabbat
>> Friday, April 9, 2010
Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega
Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega
Meri maano to uss raste par mat chalo, varna sar dard milega.
Funny Study SMS - Want to be
>> Wednesday, March 3, 2010
If you want to be Collector
then study IAS
If u want to be Doctor
then study MBBS
If you want to be Lawyer
then study LLB
And if u want be a fool
Study this Funny SMS blog !
Exam SMS Shayari - College Exam
College ki gali yo me
Ajib khel hota hai
Class me baithe baithe
Dilo ka mel hota hai
Notes ki jaga love letter
Exchange hota hai . . . .
Es liye aashiq
Hamesha fail hota hai !
Hindi Exam SMS - Kuchh to hua hai
>> Friday, February 26, 2010
Exams ke char din pahle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuchh To Hua Hai Kuchh Ho Gaya Hai,
Exam ke din paper dekha to yaad aaya,
Sab Kuchh Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai
Funny SMS - Ugly in Hindi - English
>> Monday, February 22, 2010
Once a baby monkey ask his mum....
"mum why r v so ugly?"
Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kyno ki jo yeh sms padh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hai " ( do not say like this because the person who is reading this SMS is more ugly than us" )
Hindi SMS - Bruce Lee
>> Thursday, February 18, 2010
ब्रूसली की पसंद ना पसंद :
फेवरिट सब्जी : मु-ली
फेवरिट नास्ता : इड-ली
फेवरिट त्यौहार : दीवा-ली
फेवरिट एक्ट्रेस : सोना-ली
फेवरिट म्यूजिक : कव्वा-ली
फेवरिट मूवी : कु-ली
फेवरिट जानवर : बिल्ली
फेवरिट दिमाग : आपका ?
क्यों ? . . . क्यों की खा-ली !
Hindi SMS Shayari - Bal
एक गंजे के सर पे
दो बल थे . . .
एक कला था
एक सफ़ेद था
एक लम्बा था ,
एक छोटा था . . .
एक लहराता था
दूसरा भी लहराता था
दोनों एक दुसरे से शादी करना चाहते थे
मगर कर नहीं सकते थे
क्यूँ ?
क्यूँ की ईस देश में
बालविवाह मना है !
Funny Marriage life SMS message - Man
>> Sunday, February 14, 2010
Life of all men is like this only
When unmarried - Spider man
During marriage - Super man
After marriage - Gentle man
And if wife is beautiful - Watch man !
Funny Rajasthani SMS - Message
Tharo messagedo jab jab aave hai,
Mahro rom rom machal jave hai ,
Ang ang me gudgudi hove hai . . .
Ye thare message ko kusur ni hai !
- ye to salo mobile hi vibrate hove hai !
Exam SMS message text - Student
How today's students think ?
Kabhi sochate hai
Aaj padhenge ....
Kabhi sochate hai kal padhenge ....
Jab exam aai sar pe to kahenge
Aabhi kya tambura padhenge ?
Funny Exam Quotes in Hindi - Exam Warning SMS
College ki ladaki ek Fool hai,
Use chahana ek Bhool hai,
Jo uas me Mashagul hai,
Samajo ATKT ke chance Full hai !
Funny Friendship Message - Kya jamana
Kya jamana hai !
Andhe ke haath me Durbin
Gunge haath me Mic
Takale ke haath me Shampoo
Pagal ke haath me Bomb
Aur aap ke haath me Mobile ! ...
Kya jamana aya hai !
Funny Pyar SMS - Love ke liye
Love ke liye kuchh bhi karega
Ghanto mobile pe baat karega
To bill kaun, tera bap bharega ?!
Funny Gujarati SMS - Kem Chho ?
Kem 6o ?
Maja Ma?
Tabiyat OK ?
Baaki Anand Ma ?
Angutho nathi dukhato ne ?
Aankh kan ok ?
Mind OK ?
To pa6i SMS karo ne ?
Msg karata hath dukhe 6 ?
Funny SMS - Intelligent
>> Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Come on let us study !
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20
Very Good !
Very intelligent !
Tomorrow we will learn ABCD
Hindi Funny SMS - Imran Hashmi
>> Friday, February 5, 2010
Imran hasmi ne apni Girlfriend ko,
Pahale "Ashik Banaya",
Phir "Chocolate" me "Zahar" dal kar,
"Murder" kar dala,
Aur kaha "Kaliyug" me "Aksar",
Aeisi hi "Jannat" milti hai !
Funny SMS - About you
Ten things to know about you
1) You are a special person with wonderful heart
2) ....
3) ....
4) ....
5) ....
6) ....
7) ....
8) ....
9) ....
10) ....
Enough , remaining tomorrow ,
one joke per day !
Gujarati SMS - Dukh no sathidar
>> Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Tamara dukh na samay ma hamesha tamari sathe kon chale chhe ?
Tamara Dosto ? Na . . . .
Tamara Saga vala ? Na . . . .
Tamara Shubhechhako ? Na . . . .
Tamara Jivansathi ? Na . . . .
Tamari sathe hamesh chale chhe . . .
Tamara juta !
Funny Motivational SMS message - Aage Badho
Manzil ki taraf badhate jao,
Jo dil kahe vo karte jao,
Pichhe valo se aage niklo,
Aage valo se aur bhi aage badho,
Josh se badho , Josh se badho,
Tabhi tum achhe rikshawale ban paoge !
Funny SMS in Hindi - Murga
Hum ne ek Murga pakda
Tokari mein bandh kiya
Vo niche se nikal gaya !
Fir pakada fir bandh kiya,
Fir niche se nikal gaya !
Bahot gussa aaya,
Murge ko pakda , kata,
Pakaya , khaya .... magar
Fir niche se nikal gaya !
Funny SMS - Holiday
>> Thursday, January 28, 2010
A holiday is a day when,
a man stops doing what his boss wants
and starts doing what his wife wants.
Funny Hindi SMS - Su Su
>> Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Ek Kutta Raste pe su su karke gaya ...
Fir ek Aadmi uas su su pe khada hai...
To uas Aadmi ko aap kya kahoge ?
Sochiye , Sochiye ....
Sochiye , Sochiye ....
Aare Su-par-men !
Funny friendship message - FAT
>> Sunday, January 24, 2010
Please GOD
make me thin
or
make my friends fat !
Funny SMS - Save
Delhi says SAVE PETROL
Mumbai says SAVE WATER
Kashmir says SAVE PEACE
Andhra says SAVE TELANGANA
But Gujarat says SAVE GATHIYA (sev gathiya)
SAVE MAMRA
SAVE PURI
SAVE PAPAD
Funny Friendship SMS - Cold Kiss
>> Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Do bar Lips pe
Do bar Gal pe
Ek bar Mathe pe
Do bar Aankho pe
... cold cream lagana mat bhulana !
winter aa gaya hai...
Funny friend message in Hindi - Your well wisher
Aap...
Ha, Aap...
Aavara Kutte ,
Gatar ke Suvar,
Nali ke Kide,
Gali ke Gobar,
Maleria ke Machhar,
... se dur rehna !
Warna bimar pad jaoge !
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