Funny Quotes - Funny SMS

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>> Sunday, December 26, 2010

If you want to remove your wrinkles, pimples, face marks and dark spots

Try PHOTOSHOP

>> Saturday, July 10, 2010

Thos who know me, know me wel..!!

WAH WAH..! . Thos who know me, know me wel..!! . .

Those who dont know me

Go 2 Helll!!!!!

Funny Boy Girl SMS - Heartbeat

>> Saturday, April 24, 2010

Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin..Tin

Funny Friendship SMS - Million dollars

The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars?
So, if u don't mind??

Can I ??

Student SMS - Exams

Student:-
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it said,
?Head, I go to sleep.?
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I?ll study...
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>> Wednesday, March 3, 2010

If you want to be Collector

then study IAS

If u want to be Doctor

then study MBBS

If you want to be Lawyer

then study LLB

And if u want be a fool

Study this Funny SMS blog !

Funny SMS - Ugly in Hindi - English

>> Monday, February 22, 2010

Once a baby monkey ask his mum....

"mum why r v so ugly?"

Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kyno ki jo yeh sms padh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hai " ( do not say like this because the person who is reading this SMS is more ugly than us" )

Funny Exam Quotes in Hindi - Exam Warning SMS

>> Sunday, February 14, 2010

College ki ladaki ek Fool hai,

Use chahana ek Bhool hai,

Jo uas me Mashagul hai,

Samajo ATKT ke chance Full hai !

Funny SMS - Intelligent

>> Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Come on let us study !

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20

Very Good !

Very intelligent !

Tomorrow we will learn ABCD

Funny SMS - About you

>> Friday, February 5, 2010

Ten things to know about you

1) You are a special person with wonderful heart
2) ....
3) ....
4) ....
5) ....
6) ....
7) ....
8) ....
9) ....
10) ....

Enough , remaining tomorrow ,

one joke per day !

Funny SMS - Holiday

>> Thursday, January 28, 2010

A holiday is a day when,

a man stops doing what his boss wants

and starts doing what his wife wants.

Funny friendship message - FAT

>> Sunday, January 24, 2010

Please GOD

make me thin

or

make my friends fat !

Funny SMS - Save

Delhi says SAVE PETROL

Mumbai says SAVE WATER

Kashmir says SAVE PEACE

Andhra says SAVE TELANGANA

But Gujarat says SAVE GATHIYA (sev gathiya)

SAVE MAMRA

SAVE PURI

SAVE PAPAD

Funny SMS - king

>> Sunday, June 7, 2009

Cum like a horse,

sit like a thief,

and

go like a king.

THIS SLOGAN WAS WRITTEN ON A TOILET DOOR !

Funny friendship sms message

>> Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Think positive, look at d world as 1 huge chocolate cake.

It would not be complete without a few sweets and nuts.

Sweets like me and Nuts like you!

Funny messages to send - kiss to ....

>> Saturday, April 25, 2009

Never kiss a polliceman's wife , she will say HANDS UP ,
Never kiss a nurse , she will say NEXT PLEASE ,
Always kiss a teacher beacause she will say REPEAT IT TO LEARN BETTER !