Funny SMS in Hindi - Daru
>> Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Daru pine se, Daru pine se..
Jindgi ke problem, solve nahi hote ...
Magar Juice pine se , kanha hote hai !
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Funny SMS - Remove pimples
>> Sunday, December 26, 2010
If you want to remove your wrinkles, pimples, face marks and dark spots
Try PHOTOSHOP
Hindi funny shayari - ye duniya
>> Friday, October 29, 2010
Ye duniya, yeh mehefil kuchh kam ki nahi,
Aap log time pass kar rahe ho,
Kuchh kam hai ki nahi ?
Funny sms in hindi - Mallika......
>> Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Mallika ko MIXer pe kaam karte dekh kar noker bola
Madamji Juice bana rahe ho kya?
Mallika :nahi re !
apne kapade DOH rahi hu !
Funny sher o shayari - Ek sher
>> Thursday, July 22, 2010
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Ek Sher sunata hu bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe Sher nahi aata kisi aur se suno
Funny SMS - know me well
>> Saturday, July 10, 2010
Thos who know me, know me wel..!!
WAH WAH..! . Thos who know me, know me wel..!! . .
Those who dont know me
Go 2 Helll!!!!!
Funny SMS in Hindi - Tasvir
Aapki Tasvir Banate Hu To Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai
Aapki Tasvir Banate Hu To Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai
Kabhi SEENG Reh Jate Hai To Kabhi POONCH Reh Jaati Hai
Funny Boy Girl SMS - Heartbeat
>> Saturday, April 24, 2010
Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin..Tin
Funny Friendship SMS - Million dollars
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars?
So, if u don't mind??
Can I ??
Student SMS - Exams
Student:-
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it said,
?Head, I go to sleep.?
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I?ll study...
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Funny SMS in Hindi - Mohabbat
>> Friday, April 9, 2010
Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega
Mohabbat ki rahon mein har pal dard milega
Meri maano to uss raste par mat chalo, varna sar dard milega.
Funny Study SMS - Want to be
>> Wednesday, March 3, 2010
If you want to be Collector
then study IAS
If u want to be Doctor
then study MBBS
If you want to be Lawyer
then study LLB
And if u want be a fool
Study this Funny SMS blog !
Exam SMS Shayari - College Exam
College ki gali yo me
Ajib khel hota hai
Class me baithe baithe
Dilo ka mel hota hai
Notes ki jaga love letter
Exchange hota hai . . . .
Es liye aashiq
Hamesha fail hota hai !
Hindi Exam SMS - Kuchh to hua hai
>> Friday, February 26, 2010
Exams ke char din pahle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuchh To Hua Hai Kuchh Ho Gaya Hai,
Exam ke din paper dekha to yaad aaya,
Sab Kuchh Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai
Funny SMS - Ugly in Hindi - English
>> Monday, February 22, 2010
Once a baby monkey ask his mum....
"mum why r v so ugly?"
Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kyno ki jo yeh sms padh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hai " ( do not say like this because the person who is reading this SMS is more ugly than us" )
Hindi SMS - Bruce Lee
>> Thursday, February 18, 2010
ब्रूसली की पसंद ना पसंद :
फेवरिट सब्जी : मु-ली
फेवरिट नास्ता : इड-ली
फेवरिट त्यौहार : दीवा-ली
फेवरिट एक्ट्रेस : सोना-ली
फेवरिट म्यूजिक : कव्वा-ली
फेवरिट मूवी : कु-ली
फेवरिट जानवर : बिल्ली
फेवरिट दिमाग : आपका ?
क्यों ? . . . क्यों की खा-ली !
Hindi SMS Shayari - Bal
एक गंजे के सर पे
दो बल थे . . .
एक कला था
एक सफ़ेद था
एक लम्बा था ,
एक छोटा था . . .
एक लहराता था
दूसरा भी लहराता था
दोनों एक दुसरे से शादी करना चाहते थे
मगर कर नहीं सकते थे
क्यूँ ?
क्यूँ की ईस देश में
बालविवाह मना है !
Funny Marriage life SMS message - Man
>> Sunday, February 14, 2010
Life of all men is like this only
When unmarried - Spider man
During marriage - Super man
After marriage - Gentle man
And if wife is beautiful - Watch man !
Funny Rajasthani SMS - Message
Tharo messagedo jab jab aave hai,
Mahro rom rom machal jave hai ,
Ang ang me gudgudi hove hai . . .
Ye thare message ko kusur ni hai !
- ye to salo mobile hi vibrate hove hai !
Exam SMS message text - Student
How today's students think ?
Kabhi sochate hai
Aaj padhenge ....
Kabhi sochate hai kal padhenge ....
Jab exam aai sar pe to kahenge
Aabhi kya tambura padhenge ?
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