Funny SMS - king
>> Sunday, June 7, 2009
Cum like a horse,
sit like a thief,
and
go like a king.
THIS SLOGAN WAS WRITTEN ON A TOILET DOOR !
Funny friendship sms message
>> Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Think positive, look at d world as 1 huge chocolate cake.
It would not be complete without a few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like me and Nuts like you!
Funny messages to send - kiss to ....
>> Saturday, April 25, 2009
Never kiss a polliceman's wife , she will say HANDS UP ,
Never kiss a nurse , she will say NEXT PLEASE ,
Always kiss a teacher beacause she will say REPEAT IT TO LEARN BETTER !
Funny quotes on men - every men is.....
>> Friday, April 24, 2009
Puppy dog asked mother dog , "who is my father ? "
Mother dog said , "don't disturb , your father is reading this sms "
Funny thoughts on Life - women ....
>> Thursday, April 23, 2009
God made man and then rested ,
God made women and then no one rested .
Funny mistake quotes - pregnant....
>> Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Strss : when the Wife is pregnanat .
Tension : when the Girlfriend is pregnant .
Panic : when both are pregnant .
funny quotes on exams - periods...
>> Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Teacher : You know importance of periods ?
Kid : Ya, once my sister said she has missed two , my mom fainted , father got heart attack and our driver run away .
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