Hindi Exam SMS - Kuchh to hua hai
>> Friday, February 26, 2010
Exams ke char din pahle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuchh To Hua Hai Kuchh Ho Gaya Hai,
Exam ke din paper dekha to yaad aaya,
Sab Kuchh Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai
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Exams ke char din pahle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
Kuchh To Hua Hai Kuchh Ho Gaya Hai,
Exam ke din paper dekha to yaad aaya,
Sab Kuchh Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai
Once a baby monkey ask his mum....
"mum why r v so ugly?"
Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kyno ki jo yeh sms padh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hai " ( do not say like this because the person who is reading this SMS is more ugly than us" )
ब्रूसली की पसंद ना पसंद :
फेवरिट सब्जी : मु-ली
फेवरिट नास्ता : इड-ली
फेवरिट त्यौहार : दीवा-ली
फेवरिट एक्ट्रेस : सोना-ली
फेवरिट म्यूजिक : कव्वा-ली
फेवरिट मूवी : कु-ली
फेवरिट जानवर : बिल्ली
फेवरिट दिमाग : आपका ?
क्यों ? . . . क्यों की खा-ली !
एक गंजे के सर पे
दो बल थे . . .
एक कला था
एक सफ़ेद था
एक लम्बा था ,
एक छोटा था . . .
एक लहराता था
दूसरा भी लहराता था
दोनों एक दुसरे से शादी करना चाहते थे
मगर कर नहीं सकते थे
क्यूँ ?
क्यूँ की ईस देश में
बालविवाह मना है !
Life of all men is like this only
When unmarried - Spider man
During marriage - Super man
After marriage - Gentle man
And if wife is beautiful - Watch man !
Tharo messagedo jab jab aave hai,
Mahro rom rom machal jave hai ,
Ang ang me gudgudi hove hai . . .
Ye thare message ko kusur ni hai !
- ye to salo mobile hi vibrate hove hai !
How today's students think ?
Kabhi sochate hai
Aaj padhenge ....
Kabhi sochate hai kal padhenge ....
Jab exam aai sar pe to kahenge
Aabhi kya tambura padhenge ?
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